Mummy Makeover Artist Pillows

Mummy Beggar

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

'It's no problem, Mom. Samantha just likes to check on my table manners.'

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

'This is what happens when we give up our resistance to change.'

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

'Pretty please stay asleep till the morning,'

'BEEP! BEEP! Pregnant Lady Reversing!...'

'I wanted a change in decor.'

Halloween Selfie

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

'I made a Valentine's Day card for you. The school has no art supplies so I wrote the color in.'

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

"Honey! What's wrong. . . Mommy get you a band-aid!"

The Day When The Curse Of The Mummy Lost It's Horror. . .

"Call yourself a fortune teller? I've never even heard of the Cairo museum!"

"Unwrapping a mummy."

"Mummy!

Today's Mothers Day!

"Right kids, there's no camp and no vacation, but Mommy and I are super excited to make this summer our best ever!"

Museum.

'Shall I be Motherhood?'

"You never know what will catch on!"

'Now say after me RANUNCLACEAE.'

"If you need anything just wink."

Bandaged hospital patient listening to music.

The Mummy Returns.

Little girl standing infront of mummy's dressing table putting tennis balls up her top

Proud Mum.

'I had a little cosmetic surgery done this week.'

'Oog's Mom lets him draw on the walls.'

"Looks like Mom is practicing getting her mask ready for Halloween tomorrow."

"Mommy you're perfect!"