Mummy's Little Helper Pillows

Little girl standing infront of mummy's dressing table putting tennis balls up her top

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

Tourists in Egypt

'It's no problem, Mom. Samantha just likes to check on my table manners.'

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

'Okay mum, I'll eat it all up. But I doubt I'll grow big and strong on this muck!'

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

'BEEP! BEEP! Pregnant Lady Reversing!...'

Halloween Selfie

'Pretty please stay asleep till the morning,'

"Honey! What's wrong. . . Mommy get you a band-aid!"

Mummy Beggar

Archeologists discover Egyptian Computers.

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

Child doing the washing up

The Day When The Curse Of The Mummy Lost It's Horror. . .

'I made a Valentine's Day card for you. The school has no art supplies so I wrote the color in.'

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

"Call yourself a fortune teller? I've never even heard of the Cairo museum!"

"Unwrapping a mummy."

"Mummy!

"Right kids, there's no camp and no vacation, but Mommy and I are super excited to make this summer our best ever!"

Today's Mothers Day!

Museum.

'Shall I be Motherhood?'

"You never know what will catch on!"

Mummy Musician

"Could you explain this 2500 year gap in your resume?"

'Now say after me RANUNCLACEAE.'

Bandaged hospital patient listening to music.

The Mummy Returns.

Proud Mum.