Mummy's Little Helper Pillows

Little girl standing infront of mummy's dressing table putting tennis balls up her top

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

Tourists in Egypt

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

'It's no problem, Mom. Samantha just likes to check on my table manners.'

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

'Okay mum, I'll eat it all up. But I doubt I'll grow big and strong on this muck!'

'BEEP! BEEP! Pregnant Lady Reversing!...'

'Pretty please stay asleep till the morning,'

Halloween Selfie

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Archeologists discover Egyptian Computers.

Child doing the washing up

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

The Day When The Curse Of The Mummy Lost It's Horror. . .

Mummy Beggar

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

"Honey! What's wrong. . . Mommy get you a band-aid!"

'I made a Valentine's Day card for you. The school has no art supplies so I wrote the color in.'

"Call yourself a fortune teller? I've never even heard of the Cairo museum!"

"Right kids, there's no camp and no vacation, but Mommy and I are super excited to make this summer our best ever!"

"Mummy!

"You never know what will catch on!"

'Shall I be Motherhood?'

Mummy Musician

"Unwrapping a mummy."

Museum.

Today's Mothers Day!

Bandaged hospital patient listening to music.

"Could you explain this 2500 year gap in your resume?"

'Now say after me RANUNCLACEAE.'

Proud Mum.

'Oog's Mom lets him draw on the walls.'