Mummy's Boy Pillows

'I'm so happy! I always wanted to meet someone just like you mum.'

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

'It's no problem, Mom. Samantha just likes to check on my table manners.'

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

'BEEP! BEEP! Pregnant Lady Reversing!...'

'Pretty please stay asleep till the morning,'

'I made a Valentine's Day card for you. The school has no art supplies so I wrote the color in.'

"Honey! What's wrong. . . Mommy get you a band-aid!"

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

Today's Mothers Day!

"Right kids, there's no camp and no vacation, but Mommy and I are super excited to make this summer our best ever!"

'Shall I be Motherhood?'

'Do you have to bring your mother on every flight?'

'Now say after me RANUNCLACEAE.'

"Could you explain this 2500 year gap in your resume?"

'You dance like my mother.'

'We need a man with daring and drive. Do you think your son is this man?'

"Looks like Mom is practicing getting her mask ready for Halloween tomorrow."

'Now that I'm King, no more of that 'Eddie' stuff, Mom.'

"Come on Mum, I'm fully grown-up, surely you can let my friend come between you and me safely..."

Little girl standing infront of mummy's dressing table putting tennis balls up her top

'Oog's Mom lets him draw on the walls.'

Proud Mum.

"Now pay attention when mother is speaking, Hubert!"

Ancient Egyptian Doctors

"Mommy you're perfect!"

'Make it quick, Mom! I've got to get back and finish my mud pies.'

"It's your mother calling."

Speeding pram with mum hanging on.

I had a very happy childhood, until last week when my mommy kicked me out.

'You're so soft today. Did you switch to 2-ply?'

"Here is your very own doll, so you can see how tiring it is to raise a child."

"It helps me unwind of an evening."

The Ancient Mummy and the Psychiatrist