Mummy's Boy Sympathizers Pillows

So, your place...or my mother's?

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

Tourists in Egypt

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

Halloween Selfie

The Day When The Curse Of The Mummy Lost It's Horror. . .

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

Archeologists discover Egyptian Computers.

Police man stands guard at a murder scene in Egyptology department of a museum.

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with prostate!'

"Call yourself a fortune teller? I've never even heard of the Cairo museum!"

"You never know what will catch on!"

"Unwrapping a mummy."

Mummy Tourists

Museum.

"Mummy!

Mummy Musician

"The government doesn't understand me."

"That's perfect! The bloody door is too small!"

"Could you explain this 2500 year gap in your resume?"

Bandaged hospital patient listening to music.

'We met at an archaeological dig, in Egypt.'

Mummy Toilet Roll.

The Mummy Returns.

Gone to Lunch.

Little girl standing infront of mummy's dressing table putting tennis balls up her top

2 mummies...

History of Cartooning.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians

Ancient Egyptian Doctors