Mummy Fan Pillows

"Do you accept cryptocurrency?"

Ancient Egyptian Doctors

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

"Wine, known as 'yrp,' was often used as an offering to the dead. Which may explain the lampshade on his head."

"Could you explain this 2500 year gap in your resume?"

"You have a loose thread."

"Gin Mummy!"

Old lady using a mummy as a knitting aid.

Mummies - "This 'journey to the afterlife...' - think it'll take long?"

"It helps me unwind of an evening."

The Ancient Mummy and the Psychiatrist

"Tomb it may concern..."

"I've got a secret to tell you...but you've got to keep it under wraps."

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Tourists in Egypt

'It's no problem, Mom. Samantha just likes to check on my table manners.'

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

"Stanley, this is a historic moment. We've discovered the world's longest kiss. Guinness Book of Records here we come!"

Halloween Selfie

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

Curse or not, Dave had to pass this exam.

'BEEP! BEEP! Pregnant Lady Reversing!...'

'Pretty please stay asleep till the morning,'

Archeologists discover Egyptian Computers.

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with prostate!'

The Day When The Curse Of The Mummy Lost It's Horror. . .

'I made a Valentine's Day card for you. The school has no art supplies so I wrote the color in.'

"Honey! What's wrong. . . Mommy get you a band-aid!"

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

"Call yourself a fortune teller? I've never even heard of the Cairo museum!"

Today's Mothers Day!