Mummy Joke Fan Pillows

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with prostate!'

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

Tourists in Egypt

'It's no problem, Mom. Samantha just likes to check on my table manners.'

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

'Ever since I've started showing, my husband has affectionately called me 'Three Humps'...'

Maternity Ward

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Halloween Selfie

'BEEP! BEEP! Pregnant Lady Reversing!...'

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

"Stanley, this is a historic moment. We've discovered the world's longest kiss. Guinness Book of Records here we come!"

Curse or not, Dave had to pass this exam.

'Pretty please stay asleep till the morning,'

The Day When The Curse Of The Mummy Lost It's Horror. . .

"Honey! What's wrong. . . Mommy get you a band-aid!"

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

'I made a Valentine's Day card for you. The school has no art supplies so I wrote the color in.'

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

"Call yourself a fortune teller? I've never even heard of the Cairo museum!"

"Right kids, there's no camp and no vacation, but Mommy and I are super excited to make this summer our best ever!"

"Mummy!

"You never know what will catch on!"

Mummy Musician

"Unwrapping a mummy."

'Shall I be Motherhood?'

Museum.

Mummy Tourists

Today's Mothers Day!

"That's perfect! The bloody door is too small!"

'Now say after me RANUNCLACEAE.'