Mummy Joke Fan Pillows

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with prostate!'

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

Tourists in Egypt

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

'It's no problem, Mom. Samantha just likes to check on my table manners.'

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

'Ever since I've started showing, my husband has affectionately called me 'Three Humps'...'

Maternity Ward

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Curse or not, Dave had to pass this exam.

Halloween Selfie

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

'BEEP! BEEP! Pregnant Lady Reversing!...'

'Pretty please stay asleep till the morning,'

"Stanley, this is a historic moment. We've discovered the world's longest kiss. Guinness Book of Records here we come!"

"Honey! What's wrong. . . Mommy get you a band-aid!"

The Day When The Curse Of The Mummy Lost It's Horror. . .

'I made a Valentine's Day card for you. The school has no art supplies so I wrote the color in.'

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

"Call yourself a fortune teller? I've never even heard of the Cairo museum!"

Museum.

Mummy Tourists

Today's Mothers Day!

"Right kids, there's no camp and no vacation, but Mommy and I are super excited to make this summer our best ever!"

'Shall I be Motherhood?'

"Unwrapping a mummy."

"You never know what will catch on!"

Mummy Musician

"Mummy!

Mummy Toilet Roll.

'Now say after me RANUNCLACEAE.'