Mummy Comedy Pillows

"Honestly, you'll do anything to get out of helping out around here!"

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

'It's no problem, Mom. Samantha just likes to check on my table manners.'

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

'Too much for the school run?'

The Elephant in the Womb

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Halloween Selfie

"Stanley, this is a historic moment. We've discovered the world's longest kiss. Guinness Book of Records here we come!"

'BEEP! BEEP! Pregnant Lady Reversing!...'

Curse or not, Dave had to pass this exam.

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

'Pretty please stay asleep till the morning,'

In the club.

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

"Honey! What's wrong. . . Mommy get you a band-aid!"

The Day When The Curse Of The Mummy Lost It's Horror. . .

'I made a Valentine's Day card for you. The school has no art supplies so I wrote the color in.'

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with prostate!'

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

"Call yourself a fortune teller? I've never even heard of the Cairo museum!"

Museum.

'Shall I be Motherhood?'

Mummy Tourists

"Unwrapping a mummy."

"You never know what will catch on!"

"Mummy!

"Right kids, there's no camp and no vacation, but Mommy and I are super excited to make this summer our best ever!"

Today's Mothers Day!

Bandaged hospital patient listening to music.

"If you need anything just wink."

'Now say after me RANUNCLACEAE.'