Mummies Pillows

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

The Real Mummy's Curse

Pyramids

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

'It's no problem, Mom. Samantha just likes to check on my table manners.'

'Too much for the school run?'

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Curse or not, Dave had to pass this exam.

'BEEP! BEEP! Pregnant Lady Reversing!...'

'Pretty please stay asleep till the morning,'

"Stanley, this is a historic moment. We've discovered the world's longest kiss. Guinness Book of Records here we come!"

Halloween Selfie

In the club.

'I made a Valentine's Day card for you. The school has no art supplies so I wrote the color in.'

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

Archeologists discover Egyptian Computers.

The Day When The Curse Of The Mummy Lost It's Horror. . .

"Honey! What's wrong. . . Mommy get you a band-aid!"

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with prostate!'

"Call yourself a fortune teller? I've never even heard of the Cairo museum!"

"Unwrapping a mummy."

"Mummy!

Mummy Tourists

Today's Mothers Day!

Museum.

"Right kids, there's no camp and no vacation, but Mommy and I are super excited to make this summer our best ever!"

'Shall I be Motherhood?'

"You never know what will catch on!"

Mummy Toilet Roll.

"Could you explain this 2500 year gap in your resume?"

'Behold! The curse of the pharaoh!'