Mummies Pillows

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

The Real Mummy's Curse

Pyramids

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

'It's no problem, Mom. Samantha just likes to check on my table manners.'

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

'Too much for the school run?'

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

'Pretty please stay asleep till the morning,'

"Stanley, this is a historic moment. We've discovered the world's longest kiss. Guinness Book of Records here we come!"

Halloween Selfie

'BEEP! BEEP! Pregnant Lady Reversing!...'

Curse or not, Dave had to pass this exam.

In the club.

'I made a Valentine's Day card for you. The school has no art supplies so I wrote the color in.'

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

"Honey! What's wrong. . . Mommy get you a band-aid!"

Archeologists discover Egyptian Computers.

The Day When The Curse Of The Mummy Lost It's Horror. . .

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with prostate!'

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

"Call yourself a fortune teller? I've never even heard of the Cairo museum!"

Museum.

"Right kids, there's no camp and no vacation, but Mommy and I are super excited to make this summer our best ever!"

'Shall I be Motherhood?'

Mummy Tourists

"Unwrapping a mummy."

Today's Mothers Day!

"You never know what will catch on!"

"Mummy!

"That's perfect! The bloody door is too small!"

'We met at an archaeological dig, in Egypt.'

"If you need anything just wink."