Mummy Mania Pillows

Spaghetti Mummy

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

'It's no problem, Mom. Samantha just likes to check on my table manners.'

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

'Too much for the school run?'

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

"He's right―there is something under the bed!"

Halloween Selfie

'BEEP! BEEP! Pregnant Lady Reversing!...'

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

Curse or not, Dave had to pass this exam.

Monster Baseball

'Pretty please stay asleep till the morning,'

In the club.

"Honey! What's wrong. . . Mommy get you a band-aid!"

The Day When The Curse Of The Mummy Lost It's Horror. . .

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with prostate!'

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

Police man stands guard at a murder scene in Egyptology department of a museum.

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

'I made a Valentine's Day card for you. The school has no art supplies so I wrote the color in.'

"Call yourself a fortune teller? I've never even heard of the Cairo museum!"

Mummy Tourists

"Mummy!

"You never know what will catch on!"

'Shall I be Motherhood?'

"Unwrapping a mummy."

Museum.

"Right kids, there's no camp and no vacation, but Mommy and I are super excited to make this summer our best ever!"

Today's Mothers Day!

"That's perfect! The bloody door is too small!"

'Now say after me RANUNCLACEAE.'