Mummy Mania Pillows

Spaghetti Mummy

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

'It's no problem, Mom. Samantha just likes to check on my table manners.'

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

'Too much for the school run?'

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

Monster Baseball

Curse or not, Dave had to pass this exam.

"He's right―there is something under the bed!"

Halloween Selfie

'Pretty please stay asleep till the morning,'

'BEEP! BEEP! Pregnant Lady Reversing!...'

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

In the club.

Police man stands guard at a murder scene in Egyptology department of a museum.

'I made a Valentine's Day card for you. The school has no art supplies so I wrote the color in.'

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

The Day When The Curse Of The Mummy Lost It's Horror. . .

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with prostate!'

"Honey! What's wrong. . . Mommy get you a band-aid!"

"Call yourself a fortune teller? I've never even heard of the Cairo museum!"

Museum.

"Right kids, there's no camp and no vacation, but Mommy and I are super excited to make this summer our best ever!"

Today's Mothers Day!

'Shall I be Motherhood?'

"Unwrapping a mummy."

"Mummy!

"You never know what will catch on!"

Mummy Tourists

'Now say after me RANUNCLACEAE.'

Mummy Toilet Roll.