Mammoth Mania Pillows

'Everyone stay calm and don't make any sudden movement. Ok, men? Men?'

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

Monster Baseball

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'

Curse or not, Dave had to pass this exam.

"He's right―there is something under the bed!"

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"I gotta flat. Can you get the spear out of the trunk."

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

Butterfly Sales

Primate Speech Institute. He's learned to talk, but all he'll talk about is the price of bananas.

Mammoth Tipping was the most Fatal of Primitive Teen Activities.

Love Hurts

'Todd don't be such a clown...'

'Here go, Thegla... It recipe you ask for.'

'Behold! The curse of the pharaoh!'

Lox Ness Monster

"Well, buddy....a lot of people are missing that. Just look at the social media comments."

Godzilla vs. Himself.

I'd like it sliced thin for sandwiches.

'I know it looks big, but it'll shrink when I wash it.'

"How are my animal mascot teams doing?"

The wool club for mammoths.

"Kid, I'm begging you, please stop farting."

'Oh mate, I can't wait for the zombie apocalypse!'

Spaghetti Mummy

Republican Mutant Mammoth

Mummies busking.

'He followed me home from the cloning lab. Can I keep him?'

Mammoth hoover

'The next time he misses the paper, we're giving him away.'

Cavemen shoveling out their woolly mammoths, in the same way that modern day drivers are forced to shovel out their cars.

'What do you call a vampire that you can dip into your tea?...Count Dunkula!'