Mammoth Mania Pillows

'Everyone stay calm and don't make any sudden movement. Ok, men? Men?'

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'

Monster Baseball

Curse or not, Dave had to pass this exam.

"He's right―there is something under the bed!"

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

'Todd don't be such a clown...'

Mammoth Tipping was the most Fatal of Primitive Teen Activities.

Love Hurts

'Here go, Thegla... It recipe you ask for.'

'Behold! The curse of the pharaoh!'

"How are my animal mascot teams doing?"

"Kid, I'm begging you, please stop farting."

Lox Ness Monster

Spaghetti Mummy

"Well, buddy....a lot of people are missing that. Just look at the social media comments."

Republican Mutant Mammoth

'Oh mate, I can't wait for the zombie apocalypse!'

'I know it looks big, but it'll shrink when I wash it.'

The wool club for mammoths.

'The next time he misses the paper, we're giving him away.'

Mammoth hoover

'He followed me home from the cloning lab. Can I keep him?'

Cavemen shoveling out their woolly mammoths, in the same way that modern day drivers are forced to shovel out their cars.

'What do you call a vampire that you can dip into your tea?...Count Dunkula!'

Mummy is alive at an Egyptian exhibit at a museum.