Mascot Mania Pillows

"It gets to the point where fans don't respond the way they used to. You need an edge, something more..." Cougar Charlie goes public about his long-standing battle with drugs.

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

A man washing a mascot costume

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

"That's our new church mascot."

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

Monster Baseball

"He's right―there is something under the bed!"

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

Love Hurts

"Pardon my glove."

The Queen

The Thurston State Hornets make their entry onto the field.

'Todd don't be such a clown...'

"It's all about teamwork. We even have our own mascot."

"I'm fine. It's coffee."

"Well, buddy....a lot of people are missing that. Just look at the social media comments."

"Kid, I'm begging you, please stop farting."

Spaghetti Mummy

Lox Ness Monster

'I know it looks big, but it'll shrink when I wash it.'

"What do you mean hot dog is out sick?—but I'll look stupid all by myself!"

'Oh mate, I can't wait for the zombie apocalypse!'

'Where in the rules does it say I can't keep a mascot in the goals?'

"How are my animal mascot teams doing?"

Mammoth hoover