Mascot Mischief Pillows

Footballer Ryan Giggs hides his identity.

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

A man washing a mascot costume

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

'Naughty boy, I see you clawing my curtains.'

Shakespeare Project

Mr Met

"What do you mean hot dog is out sick?—but I'll look stupid all by myself!"

"Hmm. . . it looks like he was struck on the head with a blunt object. . . If only I could find out what the murder weapon could be. . ."

"How are my animal mascot teams doing?"

"We need milk, eggs, bread, cheese. Underline cheese."

'Okay, let me see your hands, your feet, and that wily prehensile tail...'

A Vet's Fight with a Chimpanzee

'I don't think there's anyone home...Or am I just being naive?...'

'It gets to the point where fans don't respond the way they used to. You need an edge, something more...' Cougar Charlie goes public about his long-standing battle with drugs.

"Can this wait? I'll never live it down if my staff sees you henpecking me."

'Nothing but veggies...we gotta learn to read.'

"It was too good to be true when the old cat died! They're just back from the shelter with a kitten..."

"So you work as Fluffy Biffy, the J-Mart Rooster People-Greeter?"

"As you can see, we allowed you to bring your cell phones; however, this is hell, so even local calls will be charged as roaming."

"It gets to the point where fans don't respond the way they used to. You need an edge, something more..." Cougar Charlie goes public about his long-standing battle with drugs.

'It's out of hand when the team mascot tests positive for steroids.'

Darn baboons: they're mooning us again!

'They not only beat us - in the third quarter their mascot ate our mascot!'

"I'm not the same Snuggle fabric softner bear you knew when you were a kid, Nina. If you know what's good for you, you'll forget all about me."

Mousehole Sanitiser

'-and leave the money in used notes in the left luggage department...'

'They get along beautifully. The dog thinks he's a cat, and the cat thinks she's a dog.'

"So they wanted the bathroom?"

"And would it kill you to put some pizzazz into it?"

Hang on - It's so funny when the mascots fight!

'Bad dog!!'

Football ground toilets include one for mascots.

Mascot proctology exam.