Mummy Comedy Gifts

"Honestly, you'll do anything to get out of helping out around here!"

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

'It's no problem, Mom. Samantha just likes to check on my table manners.'

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

'Too much for the school run?'

The Elephant in the Womb

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Halloween Selfie

'BEEP! BEEP! Pregnant Lady Reversing!...'

"Stanley, this is a historic moment. We've discovered the world's longest kiss. Guinness Book of Records here we come!"

Curse or not, Dave had to pass this exam.

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

'Pretty please stay asleep till the morning,'

In the club.

'I made a Valentine's Day card for you. The school has no art supplies so I wrote the color in.'

Congratulations! When are you due?

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

The Day When The Curse Of The Mummy Lost It's Horror. . .

"Honey! What's wrong. . . Mommy get you a band-aid!"

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with prostate!'

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

"Call yourself a fortune teller? I've never even heard of the Cairo museum!"

'Shall I be Motherhood?'

"You never know what will catch on!"

"Unwrapping a mummy."

Mummy Tourists

"Right kids, there's no camp and no vacation, but Mommy and I are super excited to make this summer our best ever!"

Museum.

"Mummy!

Today's Mothers Day!

"That's perfect! The bloody door is too small!"

'Now say after me RANUNCLACEAE.'

Bandaged hospital patient listening to music.