Mummy's Boy Humor Gifts

Mothers day

"Your mother called to remind you to diversify."

'It's no problem, Mom. Samantha just likes to check on my table manners.'

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

Curse or not, Dave had to pass this exam.

'BEEP! BEEP! Pregnant Lady Reversing!...'

"Stanley, this is a historic moment. We've discovered the world's longest kiss. Guinness Book of Records here we come!"

'Pretty please stay asleep till the morning,'

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with prostate!'

'I made a Valentine's Day card for you. The school has no art supplies so I wrote the color in.'

"Honey! What's wrong. . . Mommy get you a band-aid!"

"Right kids, there's no camp and no vacation, but Mommy and I are super excited to make this summer our best ever!"

Today's Mothers Day!

'Shall I be Motherhood?'

'Now say after me RANUNCLACEAE.'

'Do you have to bring your mother on every flight?'

'Behold! The curse of the pharaoh!'

"Looks like Mom is practicing getting her mask ready for Halloween tomorrow."

'We need a man with daring and drive. Do you think your son is this man?'

"Come on Mum, I'm fully grown-up, surely you can let my friend come between you and me safely..."

"No. 3 step forward and whine, 'Please, Mom, I'm forty-four years old—I can tie my own tie.'"

'Now that I'm King, no more of that 'Eddie' stuff, Mom.'

Proud Mum.

Little girl standing infront of mummy's dressing table putting tennis balls up her top

'Oog's Mom lets him draw on the walls.'

"Now pay attention when mother is speaking, Hubert!"

Mummies busking.

Voodoo Darts. . .

'Make it quick, Mom! I've got to get back and finish my mud pies.'

"Mommy you're perfect!"

Mummy is alive at an Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

Ancient Egyptian Curser

"It's your mother calling."

'He was an evil king.'