Mummy's Boy Club Gifts

"Mr. Holcome, your mother is on lines one through nine."

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

'It's no problem, Mom. Samantha just likes to check on my table manners.'

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

'BEEP! BEEP! Pregnant Lady Reversing!...'

'Pretty please stay asleep till the morning,'

Police man stands guard at a murder scene in Egyptology department of a museum.

'I made a Valentine's Day card for you. The school has no art supplies so I wrote the color in.'

"Honey! What's wrong. . . Mommy get you a band-aid!"

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with prostate!'

'Shh, let me do the talking.'

"Right kids, there's no camp and no vacation, but Mommy and I are super excited to make this summer our best ever!"

'Shall I be Motherhood?'

Today's Mothers Day!

Mummy Tourists

"That's perfect! The bloody door is too small!"

Mummy Toilet Roll.

'Now say after me RANUNCLACEAE.'

"Could you explain this 2500 year gap in your resume?"

Spaghetti Mummy

Proud Mum.

'Oog's Mom lets him draw on the walls.'

"Looks like Mom is practicing getting her mask ready for Halloween tomorrow."

Mums at play group.

Ancient Egyptian Doctors

"Mommy you're perfect!"

'Make it quick, Mom! I've got to get back and finish my mud pies.'

Mummy Mousehole

"He'll have to call you back. He's just now jumping in the shower."

Mummy reading a book in his sarcophagus.

Speeding pram with mum hanging on.

"My day? Don't even get me started!"

'She ate it. I guess love does conquer all.'

The Ancient Mummy and the Psychiatrist