Mama's Boy Club Gifts

'Sit up straight and fix your hair mister, who was that young hussy that I saw you speaking too?...'

"It's a note from my mommy. She says I don't have to attend."

'It's his mother. They're inseparable.'

'So, your place, or my mother's.'

"Your mother called to remind you to diversify."

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

"I'll give you 15 minutes, no biting."

Yeah, that's mine - My mom puts my name inside my helmet in case it comes off.

'Do you have to bring your mother on every flight?'

'We need a man with daring and drive. Do you think your son is this man?'

"Come on Mum, I'm fully grown-up, surely you can let my friend come between you and me safely..."

'Now that I'm King, no more of that 'Eddie' stuff, Mom.'

"Now pay attention when mother is speaking, Hubert!"

'You dance like my mother.'

Mums at play group.

"When I was young, I swore I wouldn't turn into my mother, but here I am, I'm now a real mama-bear too..."

'How 'bout finishing the story, mom. It's past dad's bedtime.'

"It's your mother calling."

"Don't worry, your "Mama Bear Instinct" will kick in once you have your first baby..."

I had a very happy childhood, until last week when my mommy kicked me out.

'So, what I'm hearing , Mr. Sims, is that you feel your mother still treats you as her 'widdle snooky-nooky-wooky-wiggums'.'

'My Mother makes me wear this - It's my name and address in case I get lost.'

'When you have boys, you need 'presoak'.'

Woman Breast-Feeding Two Babies & Third Child Sucking Breast-Shaped Ice Cream

"Gork, me love you. But Mum say no."

"Emotional support person or not, you cannot bring your Mom to work."

"Sorry, I'm late but my mother couldn't make up her mind what I should wear here."

'He came back home. Ran out of money.'

"Your mummy left a message to remind you to take your nap after lunch."

'No, he does not find his mother too domineering.'

"Emotional support person or not, you cannot bring your Mom to work."

Zika Protection

'Bet you were beginning to think I'd never leave home.'

"No, Ma! Noooo!!!!"

It's time you got your own place, son.