Mama's Boy Humorist Gifts

"Your mother called to remind you to diversify."

"Do I, mom?"

"Your mummy left a message to remind you to take your nap after lunch."

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

'The cool thing about being a kangaroo is that I can actually watch my baby grow...'

'Breastfeeding twins doesn't sound that hard to me...'

'Do you have to bring your mother on every flight?'

"No. 3 step forward and whine, 'Please, Mom, I'm forty-four years old—I can tie my own tie.'"

'We need a man with daring and drive. Do you think your son is this man?'

"Come on Mum, I'm fully grown-up, surely you can let my friend come between you and me safely..."

"Now pay attention when mother is speaking, Hubert!"

'You dance like my mother.'

'Now that I'm King, no more of that 'Eddie' stuff, Mom.'

"It's your mother calling."

I had a very happy childhood, until last week when my mommy kicked me out.

'The noise is terrible and the view is horrible. So much for good working conditions.'

"You could say that. I had a D-section."

'My Mother makes me wear this - It's my name and address in case I get lost.'

"Don't you dare ask me again...ARE WE THERE YET??"

'I've had so many caesareans, I've got a zip.'

'Sit up straight and fix your hair mister, who was that young hussy that I saw you speaking too?...'

'He came back home. Ran out of money.'

"Gork, me love you. But Mum say no."

"Emotional support person or not, you cannot bring your Mom to work."

"It's a note from my mommy. She says I don't have to attend."

"Sorry, I'm late but my mother couldn't make up her mind what I should wear here."

"Emotional support person or not, you cannot bring your Mom to work."

'Bet you were beginning to think I'd never leave home.'

'The next time Mam says we're going to a fair, I'll ask her to be more specific.'

'Oh, he's not mine. He's just renting.'

'So, your place, or my mother's.'

'It's his mother. They're inseparable.'

"No, Ma! Noooo!!!!"