Mama's Boy Humorist Prints

"Your mother called to remind you to diversify."

"Do I, mom?"

"Your mummy left a message to remind you to take your nap after lunch."

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

'The cool thing about being a kangaroo is that I can actually watch my baby grow...'

'Breastfeeding twins doesn't sound that hard to me...'

Yeah, that's mine - My mom puts my name inside my helmet in case it comes off.

'Do you have to bring your mother on every flight?'

"No. 3 step forward and whine, 'Please, Mom, I'm forty-four years old—I can tie my own tie.'"

'You dance like my mother.'

'Now that I'm King, no more of that 'Eddie' stuff, Mom.'

"Now pay attention when mother is speaking, Hubert!"

"Come on Mum, I'm fully grown-up, surely you can let my friend come between you and me safely..."

'We need a man with daring and drive. Do you think your son is this man?'

"It's your mother calling."

I had a very happy childhood, until last week when my mommy kicked me out.

"You could say that. I had a D-section."

"Don't you dare ask me again...ARE WE THERE YET??"

'My Mother makes me wear this - It's my name and address in case I get lost.'

'So, what I'm hearing , Mr. Sims, is that you feel your mother still treats you as her 'widdle snooky-nooky-wooky-wiggums'.'

'The noise is terrible and the view is horrible. So much for good working conditions.'

'I've had so many caesareans, I've got a zip.'

'Sit up straight and fix your hair mister, who was that young hussy that I saw you speaking too?...'

"Emotional support person or not, you cannot bring your Mom to work."

"It's a note from my mommy. She says I don't have to attend."

"Gork, me love you. But Mum say no."

'He came back home. Ran out of money.'

I have this overwhelming urge to have kids

"Sorry, I'm late but my mother couldn't make up her mind what I should wear here."

'Bet you were beginning to think I'd never leave home.'

"Emotional support person or not, you cannot bring your Mom to work."

"No, Ma! Noooo!!!!"

It's time you got your own place, son.

'The next time Mam says we're going to a fair, I'll ask her to be more specific.'

'Oh, he's not mine. He's just renting.'