Mama's Boy Survivalist Gifts

'Bet you were beginning to think I'd never leave home.'

"Your mother called to remind you to diversify."

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

"I'll give you 15 minutes, no biting."

Muy mum rocks.

Yeah, that's mine - My mom puts my name inside my helmet in case it comes off.

'Do you have to bring your mother on every flight?'

'Now that I'm King, no more of that 'Eddie' stuff, Mom.'

'You dance like my mother.'

"Now pay attention when mother is speaking, Hubert!"

"Come on Mum, I'm fully grown-up, surely you can let my friend come between you and me safely..."

'We need a man with daring and drive. Do you think your son is this man?'

'He's got one more minute alone in the penalty box with my mother.'

"It's your mother calling."

I had a very happy childhood, until last week when my mommy kicked me out.

Woman Breast-Feeding Two Babies & Third Child Sucking Breast-Shaped Ice Cream

'When you have boys, you need 'presoak'.'

'My Mother makes me wear this - It's my name and address in case I get lost.'

'So, what I'm hearing , Mr. Sims, is that you feel your mother still treats you as her 'widdle snooky-nooky-wooky-wiggums'.'

'Sit up straight and fix your hair mister, who was that young hussy that I saw you speaking too?...'

"Emotional support person or not, you cannot bring your Mom to work."

"Sorry, I'm late but my mother couldn't make up her mind what I should wear here."

'He came back home. Ran out of money.'

"Your mummy left a message to remind you to take your nap after lunch."

'No, he does not find his mother too domineering.'

"Gork, me love you. But Mum say no."

"It's a note from my mommy. She says I don't have to attend."

"Emotional support person or not, you cannot bring your Mom to work."

'I believe the saying is 'trust but verify,' not 'trust, but what would mother do'.'

'So, your place, or my mother's.'

'It's his mother. They're inseparable.'

It's time you got your own place, son.

'I'm so happy! I always wanted to meet someone just like you mum.'

"No, Ma! Noooo!!!!"

By their fourth date,Debbie started to feel like Steve was sort of a 'momma's boy.'