Mama's Boy Survivalist Gifts

'Bet you were beginning to think I'd never leave home.'

"Your mother called to remind you to diversify."

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

"I'll give you 15 minutes, no biting."

Muy mum rocks.

'Do you have to bring your mother on every flight?'

'We need a man with daring and drive. Do you think your son is this man?'

"Come on Mum, I'm fully grown-up, surely you can let my friend come between you and me safely..."

'You dance like my mother.'

"Now pay attention when mother is speaking, Hubert!"

'Now that I'm King, no more of that 'Eddie' stuff, Mom.'

'He's got one more minute alone in the penalty box with my mother.'

"It's your mother calling."

I had a very happy childhood, until last week when my mommy kicked me out.

'My Mother makes me wear this - It's my name and address in case I get lost.'

Woman Breast-Feeding Two Babies & Third Child Sucking Breast-Shaped Ice Cream

'When you have boys, you need 'presoak'.'

'Sit up straight and fix your hair mister, who was that young hussy that I saw you speaking too?...'

"Sorry, I'm late but my mother couldn't make up her mind what I should wear here."

'No, he does not find his mother too domineering.'

'He came back home. Ran out of money.'

"Your mummy left a message to remind you to take your nap after lunch."

"It's a note from my mommy. She says I don't have to attend."

"Gork, me love you. But Mum say no."

"Emotional support person or not, you cannot bring your Mom to work."

'I believe the saying is 'trust but verify,' not 'trust, but what would mother do'.'

"Emotional support person or not, you cannot bring your Mom to work."

'It's his mother. They're inseparable.'

'So, your place, or my mother's.'

'I'm so happy! I always wanted to meet someone just like you mum.'

"No, Ma! Noooo!!!!"

'Do you feel dominated by your mother?'