Mama's Boy Moment Gifts

'You dance like my mother.'

"Your mother called to remind you to diversify."

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

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"Your mother says 'wear a bra'."

"Oh, there will be an investigation!"

Yeah, that's mine - My mom puts my name inside my helmet in case it comes off.

'Do you have to bring your mother on every flight?'

'We need a man with daring and drive. Do you think your son is this man?'

"Come on Mum, I'm fully grown-up, surely you can let my friend come between you and me safely..."

'Now that I'm King, no more of that 'Eddie' stuff, Mom.'

"Now pay attention when mother is speaking, Hubert!"

'He's got one more minute alone in the penalty box with my mother.'

"It's your mother calling."

"I don't think so, Ted!"

I had a very happy childhood, until last week when my mommy kicked me out.

'When you have boys, you need 'presoak'.'

'So, what I'm hearing , Mr. Sims, is that you feel your mother still treats you as her 'widdle snooky-nooky-wooky-wiggums'.'

'My Mother makes me wear this - It's my name and address in case I get lost.'

'Sit up straight and fix your hair mister, who was that young hussy that I saw you speaking too?...'

"It's a note from my mommy. She says I don't have to attend."

"Sorry, I'm late but my mother couldn't make up her mind what I should wear here."

"Your mummy left a message to remind you to take your nap after lunch."

"Gork, me love you. But Mum say no."

'No, he does not find his mother too domineering.'

"Emotional support person or not, you cannot bring your Mom to work."

'He came back home. Ran out of money.'

'Bet you were beginning to think I'd never leave home.'

"Emotional support person or not, you cannot bring your Mom to work."

'I believe the saying is 'trust but verify,' not 'trust, but what would mother do'.'

'I'm so happy! I always wanted to meet someone just like you mum.'

'So, your place, or my mother's.'

'It's his mother. They're inseparable.'

"No, Ma! Noooo!!!!"

It's time you got your own place, son.