Mama's Boy Gifts

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

'It's not you I have a problem with, Felton ? it's your mother.'

World's Greatest Mom

"Gork, me love you. But Mum say no."

"No, Ma! Noooo!!!!"

'My Mother makes me wear this - It's my name and address in case I get lost.'

'I've grazed my knee mummy.'

"It's your mother calling."

"Without you I'm nothing, Mom . . ."

"Your mother called to remind you to diversify."

"All Vangundy is or ever shall be he owes to his mother."

'Do you have to bring your mother on every flight?'

'We need a man with daring and drive. Do you think your son is this man?'

'You dance like my mother.'

'Now that I'm King, no more of that 'Eddie' stuff, Mom.'

"Come on Mum, I'm fully grown-up, surely you can let my friend come between you and me safely..."

"Now pay attention when mother is speaking, Hubert!"

'He's got one more minute alone in the penalty box with my mother.'

"I don't think so, Ted!"

I had a very happy childhood, until last week when my mommy kicked me out.

'When you have boys, you need 'presoak'.'

'Sit up straight and fix your hair mister, who was that young hussy that I saw you speaking too?...'

'No, he does not find his mother too domineering.'

"Your mummy left a message to remind you to take your nap after lunch."

"It's a note from my mommy. She says I don't have to attend."

"Emotional support person or not, you cannot bring your Mom to work."

"Mom's new boyfriend wants to take me tropical beach fishing."

"Sorry, I'm late but my mother couldn't make up her mind what I should wear here."

'He came back home. Ran out of money.'

'Bet you were beginning to think I'd never leave home.'

'I believe the saying is 'trust but verify,' not 'trust, but what would mother do'.'

"Emotional support person or not, you cannot bring your Mom to work."

'I'm so happy! I always wanted to meet someone just like you mum.'

'So, your place, or my mother's.'

'It's his mother. They're inseparable.'