Mama's Boy Chuckler Gifts

'Do you have to bring your mother on every flight?'

"Your mother called to remind you to diversify."

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

Yeah, that's mine - My mom puts my name inside my helmet in case it comes off.

'I promise you we'll have him out of here real fast... we need the rest.'

'We need a man with daring and drive. Do you think your son is this man?'

'Now that I'm King, no more of that 'Eddie' stuff, Mom.'

'You dance like my mother.'

"Now pay attention when mother is speaking, Hubert!"

"Come on Mum, I'm fully grown-up, surely you can let my friend come between you and me safely..."

"It's your mother calling."

The Impractical Guide to Babies: 'Give us a toot...'

'Sorry kid, but rules are rules!'

I had a very happy childhood, until last week when my mommy kicked me out.

'So, what I'm hearing , Mr. Sims, is that you feel your mother still treats you as her 'widdle snooky-nooky-wooky-wiggums'.'

"I'm sorry, James...but I'm afraid Jelly Beans aren't a vegetable!"

'My Mother makes me wear this - It's my name and address in case I get lost.'

'No, he does not find his mother too domineering.'

"Sorry, I'm late but my mother couldn't make up her mind what I should wear here."

'He came back home. Ran out of money.'

"Emotional support person or not, you cannot bring your Mom to work."

'Time's up, chuckles.'

"Gork, me love you. But Mum say no."

"Your mummy left a message to remind you to take your nap after lunch."

"Emotional support person or not, you cannot bring your Mom to work."

-What did the carrot say to the onion? -What? -Nothing, vegetables don't talk!

'Bet you were beginning to think I'd never leave home.'

'A young boxer'.

By their fourth date,Debbie started to feel like Steve was sort of a 'momma's boy.'

"No, Ma! Noooo!!!!"

It's time you got your own place, son.

'Do you feel dominated by your mother?'

'The computer keeps matching you up with your mother.'

World's Greatest Mom

'I'll just ring mother to see if I'm free to take you out on Saturday.'