Mama's Boy Chuckler Pillows

'Do you have to bring your mother on every flight?'

"Your mother called to remind you to diversify."

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

'I promise you we'll have him out of here real fast... we need the rest.'

'We need a man with daring and drive. Do you think your son is this man?'

'You dance like my mother.'

'Now that I'm King, no more of that 'Eddie' stuff, Mom.'

"Now pay attention when mother is speaking, Hubert!"

"Come on Mum, I'm fully grown-up, surely you can let my friend come between you and me safely..."

"It's your mother calling."

The Impractical Guide to Babies: 'Give us a toot...'

I had a very happy childhood, until last week when my mommy kicked me out.

'Sorry kid, but rules are rules!'

"I'm sorry, James...but I'm afraid Jelly Beans aren't a vegetable!"

'My Mother makes me wear this - It's my name and address in case I get lost.'

"Emotional support person or not, you cannot bring your Mom to work."

"Sorry, I'm late but my mother couldn't make up her mind what I should wear here."

'No, he does not find his mother too domineering.'

'He came back home. Ran out of money.'

"Gork, me love you. But Mum say no."

"Your mummy left a message to remind you to take your nap after lunch."

'Time's up, chuckles.'

'Bet you were beginning to think I'd never leave home.'

-What did the carrot say to the onion? -What? -Nothing, vegetables don't talk!

"Emotional support person or not, you cannot bring your Mom to work."

"No, Ma! Noooo!!!!"

'A young boxer'.

'Do you feel dominated by your mother?'

'The computer keeps matching you up with your mother.'

World's Greatest Mom

'I'll just ring mother to see if I'm free to take you out on Saturday.'

"Without you I'm nothing, Mom . . ."