Mommy's Boy Humor Pillows

'I'll just ring mother to see if I'm free to take you out on Saturday.'

"Your mother called to remind you to diversify."

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

'All I want for Christmas is my old shape back again.'

'Do you have to bring your mother on every flight?'

"No. 3 step forward and whine, 'Please, Mom, I'm forty-four years old—I can tie my own tie.'"

"Now pay attention when mother is speaking, Hubert!"

'Now that I'm King, no more of that 'Eddie' stuff, Mom.'

'You dance like my mother.'

"Come on Mum, I'm fully grown-up, surely you can let my friend come between you and me safely..."

'We need a man with daring and drive. Do you think your son is this man?'

"It's true she's back to the same weight she was on her wedding day, but remember that she was 9 months pregnant with triplets then..."

"It's your mother calling."

I had a very happy childhood, until last week when my mommy kicked me out.

"You could say that. I had a D-section."

'My Mother makes me wear this - It's my name and address in case I get lost.'

'No, he does not find his mother too domineering.'

'Do you think he's starting to out grow the pram?'

"Gork, me love you. But Mum say no."

"Got any cravings?"

"Sorry, I'm late but my mother couldn't make up her mind what I should wear here."

"Your mummy left a message to remind you to take your nap after lunch."

'He came back home. Ran out of money.'

"Mom always was a helicopter mom, and now she's got a drone!"

"Emotional support person or not, you cannot bring your Mom to work."

"No, Ma! Noooo!!!!"

'Do you feel dominated by your mother?'

World's Greatest Mom

Mothers day

"Without you I'm nothing, Mom . . ."

'It's not you I have a problem with, Felton ? it's your mother.'