Mommy's Boy Humor Mugs

'I'll just ring mother to see if I'm free to take you out on Saturday.'

"Your mother called to remind you to diversify."

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

'All I want for Christmas is my old shape back again.'

Yeah, that's mine - My mom puts my name inside my helmet in case it comes off.

'Do you have to bring your mother on every flight?'

'You dance like my mother.'

'Now that I'm King, no more of that 'Eddie' stuff, Mom.'

"No. 3 step forward and whine, 'Please, Mom, I'm forty-four years old—I can tie my own tie.'"

"Now pay attention when mother is speaking, Hubert!"

'We need a man with daring and drive. Do you think your son is this man?'

"It's true she's back to the same weight she was on her wedding day, but remember that she was 9 months pregnant with triplets then..."

"Come on Mum, I'm fully grown-up, surely you can let my friend come between you and me safely..."

"It's your mother calling."

I had a very happy childhood, until last week when my mommy kicked me out.

"You could say that. I had a D-section."

'So, what I'm hearing , Mr. Sims, is that you feel your mother still treats you as her 'widdle snooky-nooky-wooky-wiggums'.'

'My Mother makes me wear this - It's my name and address in case I get lost.'

"Mom always was a helicopter mom, and now she's got a drone!"

"Got any cravings?"

I have this overwhelming urge to have kids

'No, he does not find his mother too domineering.'

'He came back home. Ran out of money.'

'Do you think he's starting to out grow the pram?'

"Gork, me love you. But Mum say no."

"Sorry, I'm late but my mother couldn't make up her mind what I should wear here."

"Your mummy left a message to remind you to take your nap after lunch."

"Emotional support person or not, you cannot bring your Mom to work."

By their fourth date,Debbie started to feel like Steve was sort of a 'momma's boy.'

"No, Ma! Noooo!!!!"

It's time you got your own place, son.

'Do you feel dominated by your mother?'

World's Greatest Mom

"Without you I'm nothing, Mom . . ."

Mothers day