Mommy's Boy Mugs

I had a very happy childhood, until last week when my mommy kicked me out.

'He came back home. Ran out of money.'

'Now that I'm King, no more of that 'Eddie' stuff, Mom.'

"Your mother called to remind you to diversify."

'It's no problem, Mom. Samantha just likes to check on my table manners.'

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

'I made a Valentine's Day card for you. The school has no art supplies so I wrote the color in.'

"Right kids, there's no camp and no vacation, but Mommy and I are super excited to make this summer our best ever!"

'Shall I be Motherhood?'

"All Vangundy is or ever shall be he owes to his mother."

'Do you have to bring your mother on every flight?'

'We need a man with daring and drive. Do you think your son is this man?'

"Mom's left her phone here. We'll have to walk to the kitchen to tell her to get us dinner."

"Come on Mum, I'm fully grown-up, surely you can let my friend come between you and me safely..."

'You dance like my mother.'

"Now pay attention when mother is speaking, Hubert!"

'He's got one more minute alone in the penalty box with my mother.'

'Make it quick, Mom! I've got to get back and finish my mud pies.'

"It's your mother calling."

"I don't think so, Ted!"

'She ate it. I guess love does conquer all.'

'When you have boys, you need 'presoak'.'

'My Mother makes me wear this - It's my name and address in case I get lost.'

"My day? Don't even get me started!"

"Mom's new boyfriend wants to take me tropical beach fishing."

"Sorry, I'm late but my mother couldn't make up her mind what I should wear here."

"Emotional support person or not, you cannot bring your Mom to work."

"Your mummy left a message to remind you to take your nap after lunch."

"Gork, me love you. But Mum say no."

'No, he does not find his mother too domineering.'

'Give us this day our apple pie.'

'Bet you were beginning to think I'd never leave home.'

"Emotional support person or not, you cannot bring your Mom to work."

'I believe the saying is 'trust but verify,' not 'trust, but what would mother do'.'