Mommy's Boy Gifts

I had a very happy childhood, until last week when my mommy kicked me out.

'He came back home. Ran out of money.'

'Now that I'm King, no more of that 'Eddie' stuff, Mom.'

"Your mother called to remind you to diversify."

'It's no problem, Mom. Samantha just likes to check on my table manners.'

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

'I made a Valentine's Day card for you. The school has no art supplies so I wrote the color in.'

Yeah, that's mine - My mom puts my name inside my helmet in case it comes off.

'Shall I be Motherhood?'

"All Vangundy is or ever shall be he owes to his mother."

"Right kids, there's no camp and no vacation, but Mommy and I are super excited to make this summer our best ever!"

'You act surprised.'

'Do you have to bring your mother on every flight?'

'We need a man with daring and drive. Do you think your son is this man?'

"Mom's left her phone here. We'll have to walk to the kitchen to tell her to get us dinner."

'You dance like my mother.'

"Now pay attention when mother is speaking, Hubert!"

"Come on Mum, I'm fully grown-up, surely you can let my friend come between you and me safely..."

'He's got one more minute alone in the penalty box with my mother.'

'Make it quick, Mom! I've got to get back and finish my mud pies.'

"I don't think so, Ted!"

"It's your mother calling."

'So, what I'm hearing , Mr. Sims, is that you feel your mother still treats you as her 'widdle snooky-nooky-wooky-wiggums'.'

'My Mother makes me wear this - It's my name and address in case I get lost.'

"My day? Don't even get me started!"

'When you have boys, you need 'presoak'.'

'She ate it. I guess love does conquer all.'

"Your mummy left a message to remind you to take your nap after lunch."

'No, he does not find his mother too domineering.'

"Emotional support person or not, you cannot bring your Mom to work."

"Sorry, I'm late but my mother couldn't make up her mind what I should wear here."

"Gork, me love you. But Mum say no."

"Mom's new boyfriend wants to take me tropical beach fishing."

'Give us this day our apple pie.'

"Emotional support person or not, you cannot bring your Mom to work."