Mother's Boy Gifts

Yeah, that's mine - My mom puts my name inside my helmet in case it comes off.

"Your mother called to remind you to diversify."

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

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"All Vangundy is or ever shall be he owes to his mother."

'Do you have to bring your mother on every flight?'

'You dance like my mother.'

'Now that I'm King, no more of that 'Eddie' stuff, Mom.'

"Now pay attention when mother is speaking, Hubert!"

"Come on Mum, I'm fully grown-up, surely you can let my friend come between you and me safely..."

'We need a man with daring and drive. Do you think your son is this man?'

'He's got one more minute alone in the penalty box with my mother.'

"I don't think so, Ted!"

"It's your mother calling."

Good disciplinarian gaining respect vs. scary nutcase.

I had a very happy childhood, until last week when my mommy kicked me out.

'My Mother makes me wear this - It's my name and address in case I get lost.'

'So, what I'm hearing , Mr. Sims, is that you feel your mother still treats you as her 'widdle snooky-nooky-wooky-wiggums'.'

'When you have boys, you need 'presoak'.'

'No, he does not find his mother too domineering.'

'He came back home. Ran out of money.'

Valley girl mothers.

"Gork, me love you. But Mum say no."

"Mom's new boyfriend wants to take me tropical beach fishing."

"Your mummy left a message to remind you to take your nap after lunch."

"Emotional support person or not, you cannot bring your Mom to work."

"Sorry, I'm late but my mother couldn't make up her mind what I should wear here."

'Bet you were beginning to think I'd never leave home.'

"Emotional support person or not, you cannot bring your Mom to work."

'I'm so happy! I always wanted to meet someone just like you mum.'

By their fourth date,Debbie started to feel like Steve was sort of a 'momma's boy.'

It's time you got your own place, son.

"No, Ma! Noooo!!!!"

'Do you feel dominated by your mother?'

'The computer keeps matching you up with your mother.'