Mother's Boy Gifts

"Your mother called to remind you to diversify."

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

"All Vangundy is or ever shall be he owes to his mother."

'Do you have to bring your mother on every flight?'

'We need a man with daring and drive. Do you think your son is this man?'

"Come on Mum, I'm fully grown-up, surely you can let my friend come between you and me safely..."

'Now that I'm King, no more of that 'Eddie' stuff, Mom.'

"Now pay attention when mother is speaking, Hubert!"

'You dance like my mother.'

'He's got one more minute alone in the penalty box with my mother.'

"I don't think so, Ted!"

"It's your mother calling."

Good disciplinarian gaining respect vs. scary nutcase.

I had a very happy childhood, until last week when my mommy kicked me out.

'When you have boys, you need 'presoak'.'

'My Mother makes me wear this - It's my name and address in case I get lost.'

'No, he does not find his mother too domineering.'

"Sorry, I'm late but my mother couldn't make up her mind what I should wear here."

"Emotional support person or not, you cannot bring your Mom to work."

"Your mummy left a message to remind you to take your nap after lunch."

"Mom's new boyfriend wants to take me tropical beach fishing."

"Gork, me love you. But Mum say no."

'He came back home. Ran out of money.'

"Emotional support person or not, you cannot bring your Mom to work."

'Bet you were beginning to think I'd never leave home.'

'I'm so happy! I always wanted to meet someone just like you mum.'

"No, Ma! Noooo!!!!"

'Do you feel dominated by your mother?'

'The computer keeps matching you up with your mother.'

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