Mummy's Boy Mugs

'I'm so happy! I always wanted to meet someone just like you mum.'

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

'It's no problem, Mom. Samantha just likes to check on my table manners.'

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

'Pretty please stay asleep till the morning,'

'BEEP! BEEP! Pregnant Lady Reversing!...'

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

"Honey! What's wrong. . . Mommy get you a band-aid!"

'I made a Valentine's Day card for you. The school has no art supplies so I wrote the color in.'

Yeah, that's mine - My mom puts my name inside my helmet in case it comes off.

"Right kids, there's no camp and no vacation, but Mommy and I are super excited to make this summer our best ever!"

Today's Mothers Day!

'Shall I be Motherhood?'

'Now say after me RANUNCLACEAE.'

"Could you explain this 2500 year gap in your resume?"

'Do you have to bring your mother on every flight?'

Proud Mum.

Little girl standing infront of mummy's dressing table putting tennis balls up her top

'We need a man with daring and drive. Do you think your son is this man?'

'Now that I'm King, no more of that 'Eddie' stuff, Mom.'

"Now pay attention when mother is speaking, Hubert!"

'You dance like my mother.'

'Oog's Mom lets him draw on the walls.'

"Come on Mum, I'm fully grown-up, surely you can let my friend come between you and me safely..."

"Looks like Mom is practicing getting her mask ready for Halloween tomorrow."

Ancient Egyptian Doctors

"Mommy you're perfect!"

'Make it quick, Mom! I've got to get back and finish my mud pies.'

Voodoo Darts. . .

"It's your mother calling."

I had a very happy childhood, until last week when my mommy kicked me out.

Speeding pram with mum hanging on.

'You're so soft today. Did you switch to 2-ply?'

"My day? Don't even get me started!"

"Here is your very own doll, so you can see how tiring it is to raise a child."