Mummy's Boy Humor Mugs

Mothers day

"Your mother called to remind you to diversify."

'It's no problem, Mom. Samantha just likes to check on my table manners.'

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

Curse or not, Dave had to pass this exam.

'BEEP! BEEP! Pregnant Lady Reversing!...'

"Stanley, this is a historic moment. We've discovered the world's longest kiss. Guinness Book of Records here we come!"

'Pretty please stay asleep till the morning,'

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with prostate!'

"Honey! What's wrong. . . Mommy get you a band-aid!"

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

'I made a Valentine's Day card for you. The school has no art supplies so I wrote the color in.'

Today's Mothers Day!

'Shall I be Motherhood?'

"Right kids, there's no camp and no vacation, but Mommy and I are super excited to make this summer our best ever!"

'Behold! The curse of the pharaoh!'

'Now say after me RANUNCLACEAE.'

'Do you have to bring your mother on every flight?'

Proud Mum.

'Now that I'm King, no more of that 'Eddie' stuff, Mom.'

'Oog's Mom lets him draw on the walls.'

Little girl standing infront of mummy's dressing table putting tennis balls up her top

"Come on Mum, I'm fully grown-up, surely you can let my friend come between you and me safely..."

'We need a man with daring and drive. Do you think your son is this man?'

"Now pay attention when mother is speaking, Hubert!"

"No. 3 step forward and whine, 'Please, Mom, I'm forty-four years old—I can tie my own tie.'"

"Looks like Mom is practicing getting her mask ready for Halloween tomorrow."

"Mommy you're perfect!"

'Make it quick, Mom! I've got to get back and finish my mud pies.'

Ancient Egyptian Curser

'He was an evil king.'

Mummy is alive at an Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

"It's your mother calling."

I had a very happy childhood, until last week when my mommy kicked me out.