Mama's Boy Humor Pillows

'Mock if you want, but I feel a connection with my mom.'

"Emotional support person or not, you cannot bring your Mom to work."

"I'm kind of a big deal at my mom's house."

'We need a man with daring and drive. Do you think your son is this man?'

"Come on Mum, I'm fully grown-up, surely you can let my friend come between you and me safely..."

"Sorry, I'm late but my mother couldn't make up her mind what I should wear here."

"Now pay attention when mother is speaking, Hubert!"

"Your mother called to remind you to diversify."

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

'Do you have to bring your mother on every flight?'

"No. 3 step forward and whine, 'Please, Mom, I'm forty-four years old—I can tie my own tie.'"

'You dance like my mother.'

'Now that I'm King, no more of that 'Eddie' stuff, Mom.'

"It's your mother calling."

I had a very happy childhood, until last week when my mommy kicked me out.

'My Mother makes me wear this - It's my name and address in case I get lost.'

'Sit up straight and fix your hair mister, who was that young hussy that I saw you speaking too?...'

"Emotional support person or not, you cannot bring your Mom to work."

'He came back home. Ran out of money.'

"It's a note from my mommy. She says I don't have to attend."

"Gork, me love you. But Mum say no."

"Your mummy left a message to remind you to take your nap after lunch."

'Do you think he's starting to out grow the pram?'

'Bet you were beginning to think I'd never leave home.'

'So, your place, or my mother's.'

'It's his mother. They're inseparable.'

"No, Ma! Noooo!!!!"

'Do you feel dominated by your mother?'

World's Greatest Mom

'The computer keeps matching you up with your mother.'

'I'll just ring mother to see if I'm free to take you out on Saturday.'

"Without you I'm nothing, Mom . . ."

Mothers day

'Yes, Mom...I have a clean hanky and I'm wearing clean underwear.'

'It's not you I have a problem with, Felton ? it's your mother.'