Mama's Boy Enthusiasts Pillows

'The computer keeps matching you up with your mother.'

"Emotional support person or not, you cannot bring your Mom to work."

"Your mother called to remind you to diversify."

'It's a boy. He's healthy and coming along fine, but he may be a little crnkt at birth owing to his claustrophobia. He will have feminine tendencies but is not actually gay. In fact, he'll eventually develop a taste for hard liquor and trashy women...'

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

'Don't worry about gaining weight after the baby - you'll run it off during the toddler years.'

"Sure was a lot of screaming for the happiest day of your life."

Open other end

"Anything interesting happen over the weekend, Frank?"

"We've gone old fashioned and decided against finding out the sex of my obstetrician."

'Then, after a while, the pitter patter of tiny running shoes.'

"Let's split up the jobs for taking care of the baby. I'll take care of what goes in to him. . . you take care of what goes out!"

Yeah, that's mine - My mom puts my name inside my helmet in case it comes off.

Muy mum rocks.

'Hang on. Let's not get ahead of ourselves. Apparently that's not a good idea.'

Ringtones Kids Can't Hear.

'Do you have to bring your mother on every flight?'

Pelvis birth canal exit: Width restrictions apply.

Birth canal: Keep clear at all times.

'She's the primary caregiver!'

Single parents.

"Adulits don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAAAH!"

"It's your mother. She wants to know why you never summon her."

'Now that I'm King, no more of that 'Eddie' stuff, Mom.'

"Now pay attention when mother is speaking, Hubert!"

'You dance like my mother.'

"Come on Mum, I'm fully grown-up, surely you can let my friend come between you and me safely..."

'We need a man with daring and drive. Do you think your son is this man?'

'It's no use he just doesn't understand the let-down reflex!'

"It's your mother calling."

Mother and Baby

"Actually, he's developing at an absolutely normal rate for his age..!"

"Don't worry, your "Mama Bear Instinct" will kick in once you have your first baby..."

'We want to be ready for when he starts to read.'

"Andy plays perfectly well with others - it's others who don't play well with Andy."