Mama's Boy Club Pillows

'Sit up straight and fix your hair mister, who was that young hussy that I saw you speaking too?...'

"It's a note from my mommy. She says I don't have to attend."

'It's his mother. They're inseparable.'

'So, your place, or my mother's.'

"Your mother called to remind you to diversify."

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

"I'll give you 15 minutes, no biting."

'Do you have to bring your mother on every flight?'

'We need a man with daring and drive. Do you think your son is this man?'

'Now that I'm King, no more of that 'Eddie' stuff, Mom.'

'You dance like my mother.'

"Now pay attention when mother is speaking, Hubert!"

"Come on Mum, I'm fully grown-up, surely you can let my friend come between you and me safely..."

Mums at play group.

'How 'bout finishing the story, mom. It's past dad's bedtime.'

"Don't worry, your "Mama Bear Instinct" will kick in once you have your first baby..."

"It's your mother calling."

"When I was young, I swore I wouldn't turn into my mother, but here I am, I'm now a real mama-bear too..."

I had a very happy childhood, until last week when my mommy kicked me out.

'When you have boys, you need 'presoak'.'

'My Mother makes me wear this - It's my name and address in case I get lost.'

Woman Breast-Feeding Two Babies & Third Child Sucking Breast-Shaped Ice Cream

'He came back home. Ran out of money.'

"Emotional support person or not, you cannot bring your Mom to work."

'No, he does not find his mother too domineering.'

"Sorry, I'm late but my mother couldn't make up her mind what I should wear here."

"Gork, me love you. But Mum say no."

"Your mummy left a message to remind you to take your nap after lunch."

"Emotional support person or not, you cannot bring your Mom to work."

Zika Protection

'Bet you were beginning to think I'd never leave home.'

"No, Ma! Noooo!!!!"

'Do you feel dominated by your mother?'

World's Greatest Mom

'The computer keeps matching you up with your mother.'