Mama's Boy Moment Pillows

'You dance like my mother.'

"Your mother called to remind you to diversify."

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

"Your mother says 'wear a bra'."

"Oh, there will be an investigation!"

'Do you have to bring your mother on every flight?'

'We need a man with daring and drive. Do you think your son is this man?'

"Come on Mum, I'm fully grown-up, surely you can let my friend come between you and me safely..."

"Now pay attention when mother is speaking, Hubert!"

'Now that I'm King, no more of that 'Eddie' stuff, Mom.'

'He's got one more minute alone in the penalty box with my mother.'

"I don't think so, Ted!"

"It's your mother calling."

I had a very happy childhood, until last week when my mommy kicked me out.

'When you have boys, you need 'presoak'.'

'My Mother makes me wear this - It's my name and address in case I get lost.'

'Sit up straight and fix your hair mister, who was that young hussy that I saw you speaking too?...'

"Gork, me love you. But Mum say no."

"It's a note from my mommy. She says I don't have to attend."

"Emotional support person or not, you cannot bring your Mom to work."

"Sorry, I'm late but my mother couldn't make up her mind what I should wear here."

"Your mummy left a message to remind you to take your nap after lunch."

'He came back home. Ran out of money.'

'No, he does not find his mother too domineering.'

'I believe the saying is 'trust but verify,' not 'trust, but what would mother do'.'

'Bet you were beginning to think I'd never leave home.'

"Emotional support person or not, you cannot bring your Mom to work."

'So, your place, or my mother's.'

'I'm so happy! I always wanted to meet someone just like you mum.'

"No, Ma! Noooo!!!!"

'It's his mother. They're inseparable.'