Mamma's Boy Appreciator Pillows

He never understood women - except for his mother, who always came along to help translate.

'There is only one woman I really love.' - 'Please, I don't want to hear any more about your mother.'

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

'Listen! It kicked again right here. I swear it's not appendicitis!'

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'Do you have to bring your mother on every flight?'

She's good, but Mom's better.

'You dance like my mother.'

'We need a man with daring and drive. Do you think your son is this man?'

"Come on Mum, I'm fully grown-up, surely you can let my friend come between you and me safely..."

'Now that I'm King, no more of that 'Eddie' stuff, Mom.'

"Now pay attention when mother is speaking, Hubert!"

'He's got one more minute alone in the penalty box with my mother.'

"I warned you, Kid! I brought back up!!"

"It's your mother calling."

'What I like most about my mom is that she always supersizes her hugs.'

"I'd like to help him, but honestly I have no idea who the good boy is."

'I don't resent taking orders from a woman... for 20 years I took them from my mother.'

I had a very happy childhood, until last week when my mommy kicked me out.

'My Mother makes me wear this - It's my name and address in case I get lost.'

"Hey Mom, love your new sweater! #mom #lovemymom #coolmom. . ."

'No, he does not find his mother too domineering.'

"Emotional support person or not, you cannot bring your Mom to work."

'He came back home. Ran out of money.'

"Gork, me love you. But Mum say no."

"Sorry, I'm late but my mother couldn't make up her mind what I should wear here."

'Bet you were beginning to think I'd never leave home.'

"Emotional support person or not, you cannot bring your Mom to work."

'I have to tell you,Tristan- I'm beginning to feel used....'

"No, Ma! Noooo!!!!"

"Underneath this placid Brooks Brother facade, I'm up to my neck in some excellent biker tattoos."