Mamma's Boy Appreciator Mugs

He never understood women - except for his mother, who always came along to help translate.

'There is only one woman I really love.' - 'Please, I don't want to hear any more about your mother.'

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

Baby on board 2020

'Listen! It kicked again right here. I swear it's not appendicitis!'

Yeah, that's mine - My mom puts my name inside my helmet in case it comes off.

She's good, but Mom's better.

'Do you have to bring your mother on every flight?'

'Now that I'm King, no more of that 'Eddie' stuff, Mom.'

'We need a man with daring and drive. Do you think your son is this man?'

"Come on Mum, I'm fully grown-up, surely you can let my friend come between you and me safely..."

'You dance like my mother.'

"Now pay attention when mother is speaking, Hubert!"

'He's got one more minute alone in the penalty box with my mother.'

"I warned you, Kid! I brought back up!!"

'What I like most about my mom is that she always supersizes her hugs.'

"It's your mother calling."

"I'd like to help him, but honestly I have no idea who the good boy is."

I had a very happy childhood, until last week when my mommy kicked me out.

"I want to buy you a card that reflects the sacrifices you've made on my behalf, Mom. Where's your purse?"

'I don't resent taking orders from a woman... for 20 years I took them from my mother.'

'So, what I'm hearing , Mr. Sims, is that you feel your mother still treats you as her 'widdle snooky-nooky-wooky-wiggums'.'

'My Mother makes me wear this - It's my name and address in case I get lost.'

Life's Rarest Things

"Hey Mom, love your new sweater! #mom #lovemymom #coolmom. . ."

"Gork, me love you. But Mum say no."

'He came back home. Ran out of money.'

"Sorry, I'm late but my mother couldn't make up her mind what I should wear here."

'No, he does not find his mother too domineering.'

"Emotional support person or not, you cannot bring your Mom to work."

'I have to tell you,Tristan- I'm beginning to feel used....'

"Emotional support person or not, you cannot bring your Mom to work."

'Bet you were beginning to think I'd never leave home.'

"Underneath this placid Brooks Brother facade, I'm up to my neck in some excellent biker tattoos."

"No, Ma! Noooo!!!!"