Mama's Boy Appreciator Gifts

"When I said to bring whatever you needed to feel comfortable at your interview I didn't mean your MOTHER!"

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

Baby on board 2020

Yeah, that's mine - My mom puts my name inside my helmet in case it comes off.

'Do you have to bring your mother on every flight?'

She's good, but Mom's better.

'We need a man with daring and drive. Do you think your son is this man?'

'You dance like my mother.'

'Now that I'm King, no more of that 'Eddie' stuff, Mom.'

"Now pay attention when mother is speaking, Hubert!"

"Come on Mum, I'm fully grown-up, surely you can let my friend come between you and me safely..."

'He's got one more minute alone in the penalty box with my mother.'

"I warned you, Kid! I brought back up!!"

"I'd like to help him, but honestly I have no idea who the good boy is."

"It's your mother calling."

'What I like most about my mom is that she always supersizes her hugs.'

"I want to buy you a card that reflects the sacrifices you've made on my behalf, Mom. Where's your purse?"

'I don't resent taking orders from a woman... for 20 years I took them from my mother.'

I had a very happy childhood, until last week when my mommy kicked me out.

'So, what I'm hearing , Mr. Sims, is that you feel your mother still treats you as her 'widdle snooky-nooky-wooky-wiggums'.'

'My Mother makes me wear this - It's my name and address in case I get lost.'

Life's Rarest Things

"Hey Mom, love your new sweater! #mom #lovemymom #coolmom. . ."

"Gork, me love you. But Mum say no."

'He came back home. Ran out of money.'

"Pick out any card you like, Mom. This one's on me."

"Emotional support person or not, you cannot bring your Mom to work."

"Sorry, I'm late but my mother couldn't make up her mind what I should wear here."

'No, he does not find his mother too domineering.'

'Bet you were beginning to think I'd never leave home.'

"Emotional support person or not, you cannot bring your Mom to work."

Momco

By their fourth date,Debbie started to feel like Steve was sort of a 'momma's boy.'

"No, Ma! Noooo!!!!"

It's time you got your own place, son.