Mummy's Boy Enthusiast Gifts

'No, he does not find his mother too domineering.'

'I've grazed my knee mummy.'

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

Tourists in Egypt

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Halloween Selfie

"Stanley, this is a historic moment. We've discovered the world's longest kiss. Guinness Book of Records here we come!"

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

The Day When The Curse Of The Mummy Lost It's Horror. . .

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

"Call yourself a fortune teller? I've never even heard of the Cairo museum!"

Yeah, that's mine - My mom puts my name inside my helmet in case it comes off.

Mummy Tourists

"Mummy!

Mummy Musician

"Unwrapping a mummy."

"You never know what will catch on!"

Museum.

"That's perfect! The bloody door is too small!"

"Could you explain this 2500 year gap in your resume?"

'We met at an archaeological dig, in Egypt.'

Bandaged hospital patient listening to music.

Mummy Toilet Roll.

The Mummy Returns.

2 mummies...

Gone to Lunch.

Little girl standing infront of mummy's dressing table putting tennis balls up her top

'Now that I'm King, no more of that 'Eddie' stuff, Mom.'

History of Cartooning.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians

Ancient Egyptian Doctors

'Keep the wrapping.You can't return it without the original packaging.'