Mom Appreciator Gifts

Life's Rarest Things

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

'Listen! It kicked again right here. I swear it's not appendicitis!'

Baby on board 2020

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

"Your mom's a very special person."

'Well, put a jumper on if you're cold!'

She's good, but Mom's better.

Funny how moms know when you're going to do something naughty at the exact time you're doing it.

"It's your mother. She wants to know why you never summon her."

"You're applying for this job because your mother told you to. Well, I guess that's a good thing in a compliance officer."

Mother and Baby

'What I like most about my mom is that she always supersizes her hugs.'

"I warned you, Kid! I brought back up!!"

"Think of the campfire like your Grandmother - it deserves respect and constant attention."

"I want to buy you a card that reflects the sacrifices you've made on my behalf, Mom. Where's your purse?"

'I don't resent taking orders from a woman... for 20 years I took them from my mother.'

'Mother knows best, Dear, so stop rolling your eyes.'

When we're first born, they clean up our drooling. When we can't swim, they help with our pooling. When halloween comes, they take us ghouling. When homework gets tough, they aid with our schooling. When it gets hot, they make sure we're cooling. Moms are the best! We thank you, no fooling!

"Hey Mom, love your new sweater! #mom #lovemymom #coolmom. . ."

Special: Buy any tattoo get a MOM tattoo free!

"Pick out any card you like, Mom. This one's on me."

Womb Rating

"Just dropped by to do my groceries."

"Wow, Mom! All this time I thought you were just one person."

"At least you're not afraid to fail."

Momco

'Meet my mothers: biological, surrogate, adoptive and step...'

I want my mum!

'Don't bite!'

We need the help of the smartest people we know. Time to call my Mom.

"Without you I'm nothing, Mom . . ."

World's Greatest Mom...I approve of this message.

'There is only one woman I really love.' - 'Please, I don't want to hear any more about your mother.'

He never understood women - except for his mother, who always came along to help translate.