Motherly-wisdom-appreciator Gifts

We need the help of the smartest people we know. Time to call my Mom.

"Now, Mrs. Jones, repeat after me..."

'Listen! It kicked again right here. I swear it's not appendicitis!'

"Someday when you have a kid of your own and you feel the urge to arbitrarily say no just because you can, you'll understand."

'I should have listened to my Mum, she always said, 'Never underestimate how fast a zebra can run'.'

"Everything started when I became a stay-at-home-mom of three little monsters."

"I got the kids to try more vegetables by putting sugar in the salt shaker."

'Well, put a jumper on if you're cold!'

She's good, but Mom's better.

'Don't come crying to me, son. I told you you'd turn into a lobster if you stayed out in the sun all day.'

"You're applying for this job because your mother told you to. Well, I guess that's a good thing in a compliance officer."

'What I like most about my mom is that she always supersizes her hugs.'

"Think of the campfire like your Grandmother - it deserves respect and constant attention."

"I think formula should be bottled-up, but not your emotions."

"I warned you, Kid! I brought back up!!"

"Mother, you were right."

'Well General? What is today's inspirational message from your mother?'

"I want to buy you a card that reflects the sacrifices you've made on my behalf, Mom. Where's your purse?"

'I don't resent taking orders from a woman... for 20 years I took them from my mother.'

'Mother knows best, Dear, so stop rolling your eyes.'

Life's Rarest Things

'Can I just remind everyone once again that baby yoga is non-competitive.'

'I fired my motivational trainer and started listening to my mother.'

"Hey Mom, love your new sweater! #mom #lovemymom #coolmom. . ."

Womb Rating

"Pick out any card you like, Mom. This one's on me."

'It's a little read book... the sayings of charwoman mum.'

"...and, for what felt like the millionth time, she opened her phone for the diminishing dopamine hit that never satisfied."

'It gives me a different perspective on things.'

'Why spend $12 million on market research? I'll just ask my mom.'

". . . and if your kids have been driving you crazy today, just remember one day soon they won't even want to know you. . . and exhale. . . ahhhh."

"You shouldn't try for enlightenment if you are pregnant or may become pregnant."

"Am I a bad parent for giving him a weighted blanket?"

Momco

'Meet my mothers: biological, surrogate, adoptive and step...'