Motherhood Appreciator Gifts

'Meet my mothers: biological, surrogate, adoptive and step...'

She's good, but Mom's better.

'I don't resent taking orders from a woman... for 20 years I took them from my mother.'

"I want to buy you a card that reflects the sacrifices you've made on my behalf, Mom. Where's your purse?"

Momco

Santa as a baby...

'What I like most about my mom is that she always supersizes her hugs.'

celebrating a birth.

'I'm afraid this doubles your bill.'

'Listen! It kicked again right here. I swear it's not appendicitis!'

"Sure was a lot of screaming for the happiest day of your life."

Open other end

'Don't worry about gaining weight after the baby - you'll run it off during the toddler years.'

Son, I don't think this was how Whistler painted HIS mother.

"Mom...There's nothing to do..."

"Your mom's a very special person."

'Well, put a jumper on if you're cold!'

Pelvis birth canal exit: Width restrictions apply.

'She's the primary caregiver!'

Single parents.

"You're applying for this job because your mother told you to. Well, I guess that's a good thing in a compliance officer."

"It's your mother. She wants to know why you never summon her."

"At which trimester will I be able to communicate with my baby via text?"

'It's no use he just doesn't understand the let-down reflex!'

"I warned you, Kid! I brought back up!!"

"Think of the campfire like your Grandmother - it deserves respect and constant attention."

Mother and Baby

Breast Feeding in Public

"I don't mind having a bun in the oven, but I do mind not being able to set the temperature."

'Mother knows best, Dear, so stop rolling your eyes.'

Life's Rarest Things

When we're first born, they clean up our drooling. When we can't swim, they help with our pooling. When halloween comes, they take us ghouling. When homework gets tough, they aid with our schooling. When it gets hot, they make sure we're cooling. Moms are the best! We thank you, no fooling!

"Me and my husband had to try sixteen times before I became pregnant... What a night that was!"

"Hey Mom, love your new sweater! #mom #lovemymom #coolmom. . ."

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