Motherhood Appreciator Mugs

'Meet my mothers: biological, surrogate, adoptive and step...'

She's good, but Mom's better.

'I don't resent taking orders from a woman... for 20 years I took them from my mother.'

Momco

'What I like most about my mom is that she always supersizes her hugs.'

celebrating a birth.

'I'm afraid this doubles your bill.'

'Listen! It kicked again right here. I swear it's not appendicitis!'

"Sure was a lot of screaming for the happiest day of your life."

Open other end

'Don't worry about gaining weight after the baby - you'll run it off during the toddler years.'

"Mom...There's nothing to do..."

"Your mom's a very special person."

'Well, put a jumper on if you're cold!'

Pelvis birth canal exit: Width restrictions apply.

'She's the primary caregiver!'

"You're applying for this job because your mother told you to. Well, I guess that's a good thing in a compliance officer."

Single parents.

"It's your mother. She wants to know why you never summon her."

"At which trimester will I be able to communicate with my baby via text?"

'It's no use he just doesn't understand the let-down reflex!'

Mother and Baby

"Think of the campfire like your Grandmother - it deserves respect and constant attention."

"I warned you, Kid! I brought back up!!"

"I don't mind having a bun in the oven, but I do mind not being able to set the temperature."

'Mother knows best, Dear, so stop rolling your eyes.'

"Me and my husband had to try sixteen times before I became pregnant... What a night that was!"

"Hey Mom, love your new sweater! #mom #lovemymom #coolmom. . ."

"It's done wonders for my back."

Womb Rating

"Nothing much. Just going to get rid of some belly fat."

I want my mum!

'Don't bite!'

We need the help of the smartest people we know. Time to call my Mom.