Maternity Appreciator Mugs

Womb Rating

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

'I'm afraid this doubles your bill.'

'Listen! It kicked again right here. I swear it's not appendicitis!'

Baby on board 2020

"Nine months in here?? I trust I can get out in seven months with good behaviour!"

'It's a girl and she's an artist in her gestational period.'

She's good, but Mom's better.

Maternity Ward "Just call me the Secretary of Labor."

Womb for Kids

Birth canal: Keep clear at all times.

'If you don't like fathers in the delivery room, where will you be?'

"I warned you, Kid! I brought back up!!"

'Make love to me - I want to launch a range of baby and maternity wear.'

'What I like most about my mom is that she always supersizes her hugs.'

"Well at least now I ca almost imagine the level of pain my husband goes through when he's got a cold."

'I don't resent taking orders from a woman... for 20 years I took them from my mother.'

Dr. Mary G. Wells Obstetrician. Open Labor Days.

"Haven't been there, haven't done that."

Please take a number...

"Hey Mom, love your new sweater! #mom #lovemymom #coolmom. . ."

Momco

"Nothing much. Just going to get rid of some belly fat."

'Baby Bump.'

'Meet my mothers: biological, surrogate, adoptive and step...'

I want my mum!

We need the help of the smartest people we know. Time to call my Mom.

'Don't bite!'

"Oh, look, they're having a fight!"

Nurse using a paper chain to deliver news.

"Without you I'm nothing, Mom . . ."

Ultrasound