Maternity Appreciator Prints

Womb Rating

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

'I'm afraid this doubles your bill.'

Baby on board 2020

'Listen! It kicked again right here. I swear it's not appendicitis!'

Son, I don't think this was how Whistler painted HIS mother.

"Nine months in here?? I trust I can get out in seven months with good behaviour!"

'It's a girl and she's an artist in her gestational period.'

She's good, but Mom's better.

Maternity Ward "Just call me the Secretary of Labor."

Womb for Kids

Birth canal: Keep clear at all times.

'If you don't like fathers in the delivery room, where will you be?'

"I warned you, Kid! I brought back up!!"

'Make love to me - I want to launch a range of baby and maternity wear.'

"Well at least now I ca almost imagine the level of pain my husband goes through when he's got a cold."

'What I like most about my mom is that she always supersizes her hugs.'

'I don't resent taking orders from a woman... for 20 years I took them from my mother.'

"I want to buy you a card that reflects the sacrifices you've made on my behalf, Mom. Where's your purse?"

Dr. Mary G. Wells Obstetrician. Open Labor Days.

Life's Rarest Things

"Haven't been there, haven't done that."

Please take a number...

"Hey Mom, love your new sweater! #mom #lovemymom #coolmom. . ."

"Pick out any card you like, Mom. This one's on me."

"Nothing much. Just going to get rid of some belly fat."

'Baby Bump.'

Momco

'Meet my mothers: biological, surrogate, adoptive and step...'

I want my mum!

'Don't bite!'

We need the help of the smartest people we know. Time to call my Mom.

"Without you I'm nothing, Mom . . ."

Nurse using a paper chain to deliver news.

"Oh, look, they're having a fight!"