Mummy Makeover Artist Gifts

Mummy Beggar

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

'It's no problem, Mom. Samantha just likes to check on my table manners.'

Mighty Man Of Justice Is Born

'This is what happens when we give up our resistance to change.'

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

'BEEP! BEEP! Pregnant Lady Reversing!...'

'I wanted a change in decor.'

Halloween Selfie

'Pretty please stay asleep till the morning,'

'I made a Valentine's Day card for you. The school has no art supplies so I wrote the color in.'

The Day When The Curse Of The Mummy Lost It's Horror. . .

"Honey! What's wrong. . . Mommy get you a band-aid!"

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

"Call yourself a fortune teller? I've never even heard of the Cairo museum!"

"Mummy!

"Unwrapping a mummy."

Museum.

"You never know what will catch on!"

'Shall I be Motherhood?'

"Right kids, there's no camp and no vacation, but Mommy and I are super excited to make this summer our best ever!"

Today's Mothers Day!

'Now say after me RANUNCLACEAE.'

"If you need anything just wink."

Bandaged hospital patient listening to music.

'Oog's Mom lets him draw on the walls.'

The Mummy Returns.

"Looks like Mom is practicing getting her mask ready for Halloween tomorrow."

Little girl standing infront of mummy's dressing table putting tennis balls up her top

Proud Mum.

'I had a little cosmetic surgery done this week.'