Yummy Mummy Trendsetters Gifts

'How very Blackheath!'

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

'It's no problem, Mom. Samantha just likes to check on my table manners.'

'Too much for the school run?'

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Halloween Selfie

'BEEP! BEEP! Pregnant Lady Reversing!...'

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

'Pretty please stay asleep till the morning,'

In the club.

'I made a Valentine's Day card for you. The school has no art supplies so I wrote the color in.'

The Day When The Curse Of The Mummy Lost It's Horror. . .

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with prostate!'

"Honey! What's wrong. . . Mommy get you a band-aid!"

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

Mummy Beggar

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

Police man stands guard at a murder scene in Egyptology department of a museum.

"Call yourself a fortune teller? I've never even heard of the Cairo museum!"

Mummy Tourists

"Unwrapping a mummy."

"You never know what will catch on!"

Museum.

'Shall I be Motherhood?'

"Mummy!

"Right kids, there's no camp and no vacation, but Mommy and I are super excited to make this summer our best ever!"

Today's Mothers Day!

"That's perfect! The bloody door is too small!"

Bandaged hospital patient listening to music.

Mummy Toilet Roll.

"Could you explain this 2500 year gap in your resume?"

'Now say after me RANUNCLACEAE.'