Yummy Mummy Trendsetters Mugs

'How very Blackheath!'

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

'It's no problem, Mom. Samantha just likes to check on my table manners.'

'Too much for the school run?'

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

'Pretty please stay asleep till the morning,'

Halloween Selfie

'BEEP! BEEP! Pregnant Lady Reversing!...'

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

In the club.

The Day When The Curse Of The Mummy Lost It's Horror. . .

'I made a Valentine's Day card for you. The school has no art supplies so I wrote the color in.'

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

Mummy Beggar

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with prostate!'

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

Police man stands guard at a murder scene in Egyptology department of a museum.

"Honey! What's wrong. . . Mommy get you a band-aid!"

"Call yourself a fortune teller? I've never even heard of the Cairo museum!"

"Right kids, there's no camp and no vacation, but Mommy and I are super excited to make this summer our best ever!"

Museum.

'Shall I be Motherhood?'

Today's Mothers Day!

Mummy Tourists

"Unwrapping a mummy."

"Mummy!

"You never know what will catch on!"

'Now say after me RANUNCLACEAE.'

Mummy Toilet Roll.

Bandaged hospital patient listening to music.

"Could you explain this 2500 year gap in your resume?"

Proud Mum.