Yummy Mummy Mugs

In the club.

'Too much for the school run?'

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

'It's no problem, Mom. Samantha just likes to check on my table manners.'

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

'BEEP! BEEP! Pregnant Lady Reversing!...'

Halloween Selfie

Curse or not, Dave had to pass this exam.

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

'Pretty please stay asleep till the morning,'

The Day When The Curse Of The Mummy Lost It's Horror. . .

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

Archeologists discover Egyptian Computers.

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

"Honey! What's wrong. . . Mommy get you a band-aid!"

Mummy Beggar

'I made a Valentine's Day card for you. The school has no art supplies so I wrote the color in.'

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with prostate!'

"Call yourself a fortune teller? I've never even heard of the Cairo museum!"

"Right kids, there's no camp and no vacation, but Mommy and I are super excited to make this summer our best ever!"

Museum.

Mummy Tourists

'Shall I be Motherhood?'

Today's Mothers Day!

"You never know what will catch on!"

"Unwrapping a mummy."

"Mummy!

"That's perfect! The bloody door is too small!"

Bandaged hospital patient listening to music.

'Now say after me RANUNCLACEAE.'

'Behold! The curse of the pharaoh!'

"Could you explain this 2500 year gap in your resume?"

Mummy Toilet Roll.