Mummy On The Go Mugs

Speeding pram with mum hanging on.

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

'It's no problem, Mom. Samantha just likes to check on my table manners.'

'Too much for the school run?'

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Halloween Selfie

Curse or not, Dave had to pass this exam.

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

'Pretty please stay asleep till the morning,'

"Stanley, this is a historic moment. We've discovered the world's longest kiss. Guinness Book of Records here we come!"

'BEEP! BEEP! Pregnant Lady Reversing!...'

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

In the club.

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with prostate!'

Police man stands guard at a murder scene in Egyptology department of a museum.

Archeologists discover Egyptian Computers.

The Day When The Curse Of The Mummy Lost It's Horror. . .

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

"Honey! What's wrong. . . Mommy get you a band-aid!"

'I made a Valentine's Day card for you. The school has no art supplies so I wrote the color in.'

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

A mother drives a mini-van full of kids; her bumper sticker reads "I'd rather be working".

"Call yourself a fortune teller? I've never even heard of the Cairo museum!"

Mummy Tourists

"You never know what will catch on!"

Today's Mothers Day!

"Unwrapping a mummy."

Museum.

"Right kids, there's no camp and no vacation, but Mommy and I are super excited to make this summer our best ever!"

"Mummy!

'Shall I be Motherhood?'

"That's perfect! The bloody door is too small!"

'Behold! The curse of the pharaoh!'