Mummy Mummy Mummy! Mugs

Voodoo Darts. . .

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

'It's no problem, Mom. Samantha just likes to check on my table manners.'

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

'Too much for the school run?'

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Curse or not, Dave had to pass this exam.

Halloween Selfie

'BEEP! BEEP! Pregnant Lady Reversing!...'

'Pretty please stay asleep till the morning,'

"Stanley, this is a historic moment. We've discovered the world's longest kiss. Guinness Book of Records here we come!"

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

In the club.

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with prostate!'

The Day When The Curse Of The Mummy Lost It's Horror. . .

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

"Honey! What's wrong. . . Mommy get you a band-aid!"

'I made a Valentine's Day card for you. The school has no art supplies so I wrote the color in.'

"Call yourself a fortune teller? I've never even heard of the Cairo museum!"

Today's Mothers Day!

Museum.

"Mummy!

"Right kids, there's no camp and no vacation, but Mommy and I are super excited to make this summer our best ever!"

"You never know what will catch on!"

"Unwrapping a mummy."

'Shall I be Motherhood?'

Mummy Tourists

"That's perfect! The bloody door is too small!"

'Behold! The curse of the pharaoh!'

'We met at an archaeological dig, in Egypt.'

Bandaged hospital patient listening to music.

"Could you explain this 2500 year gap in your resume?"

'Now say after me RANUNCLACEAE.'